Why, why, why in the midst of a toilet roll shortage does the little one decide to destroy roll after roll then proceed to try and stuff as much as he can down the toilet? He also silently destroys packs of wet wipes, kitchen roll and boxes of tissues, which I find covering the living room floor and consequently any Lego that’s underneath, ouch! I’ve come to accept the days where we could pop a loo roll in front of him and enjoy a cuppa with guaranteed peace for at least 15 minutes, are well and truly over. But it seems the kid just doesn’t get that the loo roll he’s currently picking apart is worth more than my car.
And what’s with the shortage or weird and random shit in the shop. Apparently, we have sold out of salad cream, how on earth has this happened and where are all the salad cream lovers because I used to think I was the only one until the girl came along. Seriously, what will she pour over her cereal and dip her sausages in now?
And this is the big one, the one that really made me panic. I logged onto my shopping order last night and, wait for it, I’m struggling here because my heart is literally pounding. This is what truly makes you think shit is bad at the moment (apart from EastEnders halting production of course). They sold out of wine. WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
