Category: Garden

It’s a Dad thing

I remember the days when my husband’s old ways would include baggy jeans that hung at his knees. Now he’s a Dad, gone is the lad, he wears trousers with belts and tools hanging down, […]

One, Two, Three

Lets rewind a bit, it’s 2011, we’ve just bought our first house after spending years and years renting. We manage to save for a deposit, we didn’t go on holiday – EVER, we didn’t go […]

The Purple Husband

My husband is currently sporting a kind of red, burgundy, purplish look on his neck, arms and shoulders. His face isn’t so bad, he wears a cap and generally the level of dirt stops the […]

Water and Kids

The girl cannot leave the house without turning on the outside tap as she passes it, full blast, getting soaked and then needing a change of clothes, shoes etc. She will play in the garden […]

George

In addition to the many children living in my house there is George.  George is no problem and if all my kids were like George life would be pretty fucking sweet.  George (or possibly Georgina, […]