Tag: kids

The shit they don’t tell you (part one)…

When you have babies everyone tells you to make the most of the now before that sweet little bundle of joy arrives. Make the most of the sleep filled nights, get that last bit of […]

The night before Christmas

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all up in my house,the kids more than crazy, a Mum that’s gone scouse. The stockings were hung, on door handles with care,good luck to Santa, not sure how […]

Moaning Mum

I am gonna be real, I survive on tea, wine, chocolate and 3 hours sleep on a good night and I like to remind everyone about it. There is also often lots of shouting. Like […]

Mother’s Day

It’s Mothers Day, hip, hip, hooray. Here come’s that one and only day, when you pray your kids will sincerely say, ‘put your feet up Mum’ and there you’ll stay. It’s a day different from […]

Tantrums

Tantrums, aren’t they a good one, always a pleasure, always loads of fun. And they know, these kids, they know when it’s the last thing you need, as you plead, then hang your head in […]

Back to School

It’s that time. SCHOOL……. But not school like we know it. No, it’s school during a global pandemic. Which is always fun. So I thought I’d share all the bits I am looking forward to […]

What would Flop do?

Let me introduce Flop, my parenting inspiration. Flop, as many parents of young children will know, mainly due to the fact that Cebeebies becomes your life, is the parenting star of Bing. Now, if you […]

Selective Hearing

Once upon a time (the other day), my husband came bounding into the kitchen, phone in hand, asking me “can you hear that?” Behind him were a trail of children (sometimes I lose count) all […]

To Mum

My first born leaves me little notes by my bed all the time. I know when he’s done this because it will cause him to hysterically giggle at any point where he thinks I might […]

Lazy Sunday – a true story

I have a vague-ish recollection, a memory or maybe it’s a dream. Perhaps it’s a daydream since I don’t sleep or even a really vivid birthday wish. Or it could be a story, the sort […]