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As we watched the three little angels beat the shit out of each other one night we realised they don’t have anything to look forward to. We’ve been shielding the girl for months. They’re sick […]
We’re in it together, or so you would think. So why then do other Mum’s push you over the brink? We’re all sleep deprived and worn out, especially she, so why make it worse, just […]
Once upon a time (the other day), my husband came bounding into the kitchen, phone in hand, asking me “can you hear that?” Behind him were a trail of children (sometimes I lose count) all […]
My first born leaves me little notes by my bed all the time. I know when he’s done this because it will cause him to hysterically giggle at any point where he thinks I might […]
I have a vague-ish recollection, a memory or maybe it’s a dream. Perhaps it’s a daydream since I don’t sleep or even a really vivid birthday wish. Or it could be a story, the sort […]
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday oh look how you grew. I remember when you were tiny, when all you did was poo. Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, I’m sorry […]
I don’t want to be a ‘No Mum’ or a shake your head “is that so?” Mum. I decided long ago that I’m aiming for a ‘sit back and let it all go Mum’. I […]
Announce it’s bedtime and continue to do this for at least 40 minutes, while also throwing a few ‘if you don’t go to bed you’ll loose your tablet’ empty threats Head up the stairs and […]
I do not iron. Please don’t get the wrong impression, actively choosing not to iron doesn’t necessarily mean looking scruffy… I just hate ironing They say ‘hate’ is a strong word don’t they. So, on […]
I remember the days when my husband’s old ways would include baggy jeans that hung at his knees. Now he’s a Dad, gone is the lad, he wears trousers with belts and tools hanging down, […]
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