Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday oh look how you grew.
I remember when you were tiny, when all you did was poo. Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, I’m sorry (not) if this embarrasses you.
I know it’s not you style, but today you can smile. Today you can be crazy, let things get a little hazy, it’s OK to be lazy, hey remember when you liked Jay Z?
Even though you can’t visit, we will be with you in spirit. While your miles away, it’s still your special day, so don’t feel too blue, we’ll be celebrating with you.
Now you’re getting on, you’re nearly like me, so I bought you a coffee pot just like you bought me some tea.
Happy Birthday dear brother, I’m sure this will go in one ear and out the other. But since we kind of like you, I didn’t want you to feel too blue. I tried to mail the kids to you, but it seems you’ll have to make do.
Happy Birthday to you.
