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October 4, 2023

Check yer Bazookas

Don’t be a bumpkin, check yer pumpkins, squeeze them babies for odd little lumpkins.

Big ones, thin ones, odd ones, twin ones. Droopy pairs, ones with hairs, those shaped like perfect pears. Lob them out, dance about, feel around for little sprouts.

It’s that time, October, it’s here once more, but that’s not to say you can’t sqeeze them galore. All year around, they hang in pride place, so, go on, just in case, give them bangers some mash, it’s a boobie bash.

Mum didn’t have a pair of melons to hand…

Wear it pink, raise your drink, it’s a time to really think. If you have a pair that clink, or like me they’ve suffered another shrink, lets kick up a stink.

Wonder what this is all about…

They’re something really great, they deserve a real special day. They’re pert and floppy, round and droppy, looking great in any old toppy. Give them a squeeze, flaunt them to tease, or put them to work and feed the babieeeeeees.

Sometimes they even reach your chin and can be a great place to pop your gin. Firm or squishy, droopy or swishy, they can really make us feel quite dishy.

Then you realise why they’re here, the reason we had to give up the beer and why, eventually all firmness disappears. Babies! Yay! All but the boobies cheer.

They scream because it’s time to eat and even though you’re beat and shuffling your feet, you find your boobs flopped out in the street. Park your bum in that seat, see it as a little treat, you might feel like a piece of meet but take a picture and hashtag a Tweet.

Lets raise some sambucas to our bazookas and let our knockers really rock it! They really do deserve the best, so when you can, squeeze that chest. Lets make it the ultimate quest, strip off that vest, it’s time to get to know your breast.

Check your lady humps, for lumps and bumps, get a real good feel and learn what’s right for those pumps, because really they are your only two, so get to know what’s right for you. Treat them good, give them a little squeeze, it really can be a breeze.

Maybe they match or perhaps they’re odd, evened out or slightly lopsided, squeeze them babies, don’t be misguided. A regular check, right up to your neck, will do them good, it’s certainly better than an ‘I should, if I could, I would’.

They may not match, that’s the catch, it’s not as if they’re made in batch. They have their perks, what you find could be a quirk, don’t shirk, instead raise them arms, wave them in the air and if something’s there, don’t despair.

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